Today I lay half-naked in a dingy room while an old man groped my privates.

Or maybe I visited a middle-class hospital and had an ultrasound doppler performed on my testicles by an elderly radiologist.

Perspective matters, does it not? :)

Been having mild pain in one of my testicles for the past couple of weeks, so I went and got a bunch of tests done so that I could go see the urologist well-prepared with everything ready. Thankfully I did not pop an unexpected boner in the middle of the examination. And thankfully I was not examined by a female doctor, because that would have increased the probability of the accidental boner.